The Ultimate Power Tool for that resourceful Handyman out there   3 comments


Meglinating Variable Intensity Multifunction Power Tool

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

8 Functions

* Untranking concrete hex finials

* Retranking floating lug grout

* Anomorgling deck shims

* Preneumanizing subdivots

* Torquening slotted camshanks

* Synchrofusing synthetic toggle bearings

* Electromuting compressed velonoid laminate

* Removing ear wax

Posted April 26, 2012 by markosun in Comedy, Fiction, Technology

3 responses to “The Ultimate Power Tool for that resourceful Handyman out there

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  1. Wow! Great tool. I guess i am going to have to buy a bigger work van! ha

  2. Way to rip off mad magazine dumb ass

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