Kaboom in The Peg   Leave a comment


Fireworks on July 1st 2015

Posted July 2, 2015 by markosun in Mathematics, Metaphysics

You’re Fired!   Leave a comment


Trump gets the boot from NBC.

donald

donald1

donald3

donald4

donald-trump-cartoon3

.

 

Posted July 1, 2015 by markosun in Politics

Horse night in Canada   Leave a comment


Posted July 1, 2015 by markosun in Animals

Lets go for a trip to the crazy Arab World   Leave a comment


Humpty Dumpty News

Rest their souls. Tight Brits try to save money by going to an Arab country for a vacation. The Arab world is in complete turmoil. They like to behead, torture, and eviscerate at random. Arabs are Crazy, beyond description. So the Brits go there and get shot down. Fools!!

As many as 30 Britons are now feared to be among the dead from the slaughter at a Tunisian holiday resort.

Though the figure of confirmed dead is still at 15, unofficial reports have warned the eventual total is likely to double once all the bodies lying in morgues in Sousse are properly identified.

Officials have had a nightmarish time trying to make identifications of people mown down while they were sunbathing in their swimming costumes, without anything on them to say who they were. But the hotel closest to where the attacks took place was used principally by British holiday makers. The numbers of Irish, German, Belgian and Ukrainians caught up in the slaughter is thought to be small. Two of those alive but critically injured, in the worst terrorist attack against British citizens since the London bombings in July 2005, are in a coma.

cat terrorist

terroristsz

.

Posted June 30, 2015 by markosun in Terrorists

Hanging on the Telephone   Leave a comment


Posted June 29, 2015 by markosun in Music

Everybody wants to rule the world   Leave a comment


map-of-alocohol-consumption-around-the-world

map-of-countries-with-mcdonalds

“Everybody Wants To Rule The World”

Welcome to your life
There’s no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you

Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world

It’s my own design
It’s my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most

Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

There’s a room where the light won’t find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I’ll be right behind you

So glad we’ve almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

I can’t stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you’ll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it ?
Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

Posted June 28, 2015 by markosun in Geography, Music

Weird Canadian Crime   Leave a comment


Canadian Crime Wizard Database

crime

Ontario

How many pigs do you think you could steal? One? Two? Ten? Well, that’d rank you as an amateur in the porker-stealing league, because the OPP in Norfolk County, Ontario are investigating the theft of about 500 pigs from a local farm—that’s around $90,000 worth of swine. The owner, who raises “several thousand animals,” called the cops on June 19 after he or she noticed that a bunch of animals had gone missing since April 21. Who even has the time to steal 500 pigs over three months, anyway? Where would you even keep them all? Does black market bacon really taste better.

Manitoba
There’s either not a lot to do in Niverville, Manitoba, or students are particularly unhappy with their teachers, because some people decided to hit up a local high school at 2:30 AM on June 13 and smash not one, not two, but 29 windows. They also screwed up two school buses. When the cops arrived, they arrested two guys, a 26-year-old and a 16-year-old. Police could not confirm why a 26-year-old was hanging out with a 16-year-old anyway.

Ò

Saskatchewan (really?)
Whining to your friends, smashing out a long-winded Facebook rant, or sending out a flurry of rage-induced Tweets are all proper ways of dealing with being offended by something. But apparently enough people in Saskatoon think calling the cops is the way to go, because local police had to put out a notice asking everyone to stop calling in about the anti-abortion pamphlets being handed out in the city since there’s nothing criminal about them.

2283850

New Brunswick
Some dude in St. George, New Brunswick thought it was a good idea to break into an RCMP office in the early morning of June 17 and smash most of the windows along with damaging police equipment and vehicles. Now, destroying police property is already a pretty stupid idea, but this guy decided to take it to the next level by deciding to pull this just off 10 minutes after the cops had cleared out for the day. Of course, someone called in and a 27-year-old man was arrested just outside the detachment. Pro tip: if you’re feeling like smashing shit up, try to not target a goddamn police station. And if a police station is your only option, maybe hang out for a bit longer so the cops are a little less than a U-turn away.

Ontario
Kids out in Peterborough, Ontario, really know how to throw a rager because when the local OPP showed up to the Mallard Drive and O’Connor Drive area just before 2 AM on June 14, they found over 100 intoxicated partiers driving through fields and “numerous intoxicated youths lying on the roadway.” An 18-year-old has since been charged with assault from one of the number of fights that broke out during the party.

drunkzx1

Saskatchewan
Most people’s reactions to emails with poor grammar that claim to be from billionaire African princes going through rough patches and needing a few thousand dollars from you, which they will pay back 20-fold as soon as they get out of jail or whatever, is to send it straight to the trash. But not for someone in Moose Jaw, Sask., where the cops got a call the morning of June 21 because someone had “accepted job and payment through Nigerian Scam.” No word on how much money the person got screwed out of or how often they click on popups that tell them their computer is infected.

British Columbia

Vancouver police were almost outsmarted by a fugitive who tried to hide from officers — inside a sofa.

Acting on a tip, police went to an East Van home with a search warrant for Adam Harlock, who is on the run from authorities in Alberta after being sentenced to 3.5 years for drug offences.

Officers searching the home for Harlock, 36, were close to giving up when a police dog began to focus on the living room couch, said a news release on Wednesday.

Police lifted the sofa, removed the fabric from the bottom, and found the wanted fugitive hiding inside.

“In my 24 years of police service, I have never in my career seen a suspect hide inside the body of the sofa,” said Vancouver police Insp. Ian Upton in the release.

Harlock is now being returned to Alberta to finish his sentence.

“His new accommodations might not include a sofa as comfortable as the one he was found hiding in,” said the release.

 

 

couch

Ontario

Hamilton residents may want to watch out for shady characters trying to sell them toiletries out of the back of a truck.

The Hamilton Police Service reported that last week thieves broke into a commercial truck business and made off with $15,000 in shampoo and mouthwash, They also stole a tractor and a vehicle from the site.

No one was on site at the time, according to the CBC.

Ontario (again)

Police are looking for a man who broke into an office in Toronto’s Liberty Village stole some electronics and, uhm, tried to wrap a ping pong table.

The break and enter happened at 2:30 am on January 1 and was captured on video. You can see the man breaking the glass door of the building and other footage shows him taking gift wrap and trying to wrap a full-size ping pong table.

He got away with a number of Apple laptops and a Microsoft tablet.

 

ping pong

.

Posted June 26, 2015 by markosun in Crime

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 187 other followers