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Meanwhile back at the drawing board

 

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The President-Elect is holed up in the Trump Tower figuring out who will be in his cabinet. At the same time Trump gave his son-in-law Jared Kushner top secret security clearance. This guy hopefully will spill the beans about the Space Aliens currently incarcerated at Area-51.

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Speculation has it that ‘The Donald’ is considering Rudy Giuliani as Secretary of State and Newt Gingrich as Secretary of Defense. These two fellas are old political war-hogs who have been in the game for many decades. In my humble opinion, both of these guys are deranged lunatics who are unpredictable and mean as wild boars.

Giuliani is the lesser evil. He is nowhere as mean as Gingrich and a lot dumber. But his rhetoric during the campaign was indecipherable and just plain stupid and uncalculated. He was also very aggressive with his unsubstantiated rants against the Clinton Foundation and Hillary. His attacks were ghastly.

Gingrich is one of the most mean spirited human beings I have ever seen. He had his divorce papers presented to his wife on her deathbed! But Newt is very smart, he is a university professor. Having a mean SOB like this guy as Secretary of Defense could be very hazardous to the planet. Kim Jong-un, the dastardly little tyrant in North Korea, could start hurling insults and threats at the US like he regularly does. Newt and ‘The Donald’ do not take threats and insults very well. This could be big trouble as North Korea has the bomb, and the US possesses a few of its own.

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This is a little bit over-the-top. Rudy on the left is way too dumb to be a devil. On the other hand, Newt on the right, is a sniveling and dastardly man, very much like The Penguin.

Newt Gingrich has hundreds of pounds of skeletons in his closet.

 

The American Royal Family

 

Hillary didn’t take the loss well.

 

For Hillary’s sake, Trump seems to be backing off from his threat to throw her in jail.

Hillary’s dreams of late.

 

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Sportsnet anchors: Tiffany, Ambrosia and Philomena.

Sportsnet is a Canadian English-language sports specialty service. The sports channel has almost exclusively went to women anchors for its evening highlight shows. You know, sports jocks like to look at the cuties after a hard days work and watching 3 hours of sports. The ladies are fine to look at, and they seem to know their stuff. However, the ratings are not spectacular. Changes have been made.

 

Inside reports and recent leaked photos hint that Sportsnet is going to be heating up the Sports Centre.  Director of Sportsnet Promotions and Marketing, Glenden Kliggenfeld was quoted as saying, “the hotter the set, the steamier the ratings.” So get ready boys, the jackets are coming off.

Leaked photos of new anchors:

Trixie will be handling all basketball scores:

A graduate of ACME Institute for TV Careers. She is very familiar with big balls and fast up and down action.

Destiny is going to handle all hockey updates:

This young vixen hails from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. She had 9 brothers who all played hockey locally. Unfortunately none of them made pro. Destiny was a rink rat and loved to watch the boys hang.

Joniqua is the football anchor. She graduated from the Metro Academy for Media Arts (MAMA) in Sydney, Nova Scotia. Her forte in sports has always been watching football. From tight ends to hard pounding linebackers, Joniqua has always been entranced by the brutes. Her expertise in describing hard bone crushing excitement will get all the sports jocks revved up like they have never been before.

 

So tighten your jock straps late night sports viewers. The future of sports entertainment is about to begin.

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Trump’s 757

“The Donald” will trade in his Boeing 757 for Air Force One. This should boost his ego and self confidence. AF One is a Boeing 747-8. Much bigger, more room for a large bed, substantial entourage and a his squad of hair stylists. Or if the rumours are correct, and that thing on his head is a dead animal, a crew of resourceful taxidermists.  

Using in air refuelling (Air Force One is equipped to refuel while in the air by U.S. Air Force tankers) the Donald can take the long way around in AF One and go visit his buddy Vlad in Moscow.

 

Donald’s ego always gets the best of him.

 

The possibilities are endless!

 

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Link: https://markosun.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/air-force-one-and-its-entourage/

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